Oh, baby, hurt me! hurt me!

If Ortiz continues his heroics this weekend, he will be threatening to replace Jimmy Rice as my favorite Red Sox ever. Man, that boy can hit. 8th inning homer, 9th inning walk-off single. Two clutch hits in two innings, how is that possible?

Also, let's keep Manny on his current tear (9 HRs in 19 games, I believe).

It starts tonight, when we meet the Yanks and beat their Wang.

Okay, let's pretend I didn't write that last sentence...