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Sucess! I now have internet at home! My world has just opened up to ordering movies, posting posts for my readers, reading up on the news, ordering consumer items, and masturbating furiously to internet porn. Needless to say I am pleased.

Also Success! I am currently on vacation, burning two years worth of stored up vacation before I prepare to embark on my graduate school career. Today being my first day of laziness, I of course spent it running errands.

A triumvirate of successes! I also finally saw an awful movie I have wanted to see for a couple years. I finally saw Return of the Living Dead (also see amazon link on the side). It was about as fantastic as I was led to believe. Take one part cheesy 80s, stir in one part crappy horror, a dash of excessive and random nudity, and we have a comedic horror movie that stands up well to Evil Dead 2. Now, I'm not going to say it was quite that good, but the thing was absolutely hilarious. I highly recommend it.