Happy "Fuck English Taxes" Day!

I hope everyone is enjoying the birth of our country today, eating lots of charred meat, soaking in the sun, and possibly blowing up a small portion of the country with illegal fireworks meant to symbolically recreating us beating the crap out of the red coats. It is in that vein that I plan to go up to the pool at our condo dressed like an Indian and throwing in every tea-bag I can find. I then plan to hop on a stolen Vespa and drive through Arlington knocking on every door I can find screaming, "The Red Coats are coming". Unless somebody else beats me to the idea, in which case, what's the point.