A couple throw-away jokes

These are the things I think of when I am studying furiously for my international finance, monetary theory, and public finance midterms next week:

In olden times there was a position known as "Groom of the Stool", who was in charge of wiping the king's ass. That is the definition of a shitty job.

Top three names for a band made up of economists (with the IO guy on drums):
3. We Do It With Models
2. The E-Motion of Capital
1. Sexy by Assumption

Top three t-shirts that economists own:
3. The OLG model doesn't account for trophy wives!
2. Beer maximizes my utility
1. Economists do it with the invisible hand