How come everything today has involved things either coming in or going out of my ass?

I am currently packing up my car as I am headed to Philly tonight, then to Rhode Island for a week and a half. It is with a sad and heavy heart that I must admit, I probably won't post with quite the regularity that I have, and for that I apologize.

As for me, I will be otherwise occupied sunning myself on the beach like a seal, risking my undefeated streak of attended Sox games (right field roof this time), and annoying the shit out of my parents.

It is with a very heavy heart that I must continue with my pre-drive packing, though I hope to post something more later in the day.